3.22.2017

The Uncle From Ukraine by Volk Kinetshniy


The Uncle From Ukraine

Adolf is a penniless crackhead, who suddenly gets informed that his uncle from Kiev died and left something for him in his will.  Excited Adolf informs his best friend Charles about it and calls him over.  Now all they have to do is meet the lawyer, the only problem is that the lawyer is in Ukraine and they are in England and Adolf is scared of flying. So the only way they can get there is by car.

He looks at my legs frightened. My legs are nice, why does he act like that?
“Don’t move, you’ve got a cockroach there.”
“What?” I’m freaked, I hate cockroaches.
“Yeah, don’t move.”
“Take it away Charles, please kill it please. I’m gonna die.” I scream.
“Wait.” He grabs an iron bar from the train’s seat.
“What are you doing?” I’m really paralyzed now and Charles bangs the iron thing on my leg. Twice!
I’m sitting on the edge of my seat and Charles is glued next to me. The cockroach is occupying the other two seats and is staring at us.
Looks like an evil alien. I don’t wanna look at it, but I’m too fucking scared to close my eyes. What if it jumps at us? Charles is sweaty, I’m sweaty.  What a horror trip.

by Volk Kinetshniy

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