The Uncle From Ukraine
Adolf
is a penniless crackhead, who suddenly gets informed that his uncle from Kiev
died and left something for him in his will.
Excited Adolf informs his best friend Charles about it and calls him
over. Now all they have to do is meet the
lawyer, the only problem is that the lawyer is in Ukraine and they are in
England and Adolf is scared of flying. So the only way they can get there is by
car.
He looks at my legs frightened. My
legs are nice, why does he act like that?
“Don’t move, you’ve got a cockroach
there.”
“What?” I’m freaked, I hate
cockroaches.
“Yeah, don’t move.”
“Take it away Charles, please kill it
please. I’m gonna die.” I scream.
“Wait.” He grabs an iron bar from the
train’s seat.
“What are you doing?” I’m really
paralyzed now and Charles bangs the iron thing on my leg. Twice!
…
I’m sitting on the edge of my seat
and Charles is glued next to me. The cockroach is occupying the other two seats
and is staring at us.
Looks like an evil alien. I don’t
wanna look at it, but I’m too fucking scared to close my eyes. What if it jumps
at us? Charles is sweaty, I’m sweaty.
What a horror trip.
by Volk Kinetshniy
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